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Author:  Keyser [ Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Flavor Text Pick-up lines
I had an idea last week, which I will, of course, never follow through on:

Step 1) Pull out a random Magic card
Step 2) Read the flavor text
Step 3) Walk up to a member of the opposite sex that you wish a date with
Step 4) In the most alluring and seductive voice you can manage, use the flavor text from Step 2 as a pick-up line


I though it would be funny to do this with TFW cards as well:

"Hey baby, each apprentice is given a fresh staff of pine; the rank of journeyman is awarded when its sap has turned to amber."
Author:  DarkJello [ Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flavor Text Pick-up lines
Greetings:

Try the following out at the next opportunity gang:
(Emphasis mine).

"Hola preciosa, wherever it passes is silent; even the birds hold their tongues." Follow that with, "Would you like a private viewing?"

DarkJello
Author:  headshot [ Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flavor Text Pick-up lines
"As though the mighty cannons of Karkzor were not enough to repel most armies, the mountain city also fields more portable models".

Seriously, I've noticed that in situations or places where these so called pick-up lines have a chance to work, it doesn't matter much what the actual line is. These have almost as high chance to work as "Hey baby, wanna go ******* ***** ** **********?" or some cliche line or some line that tries to not sound cliche but fails.
Author:  Keyser [ Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flavor Text Pick-up lines
headshot wrote:
"As though the mighty cannons of Karkzor were not enough to repel most armies, the mountain city also fields more portable models".

Seriously, I've noticed that in situations or places where these so called pick-up lines have a chance to work, it doesn't matter much what the actual line is. These have almost as high chance to work as "Hey baby, wanna go ******* ***** ** **********?" or some cliche line or some line that tries to not sound cliche but fails.


You do realize it was NOT a serious suggestion, yes?
Author:  headshot [ Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flavor Text Pick-up lines
Keyser wrote:
You do realize it was NOT a serious suggestion, yes?
:o now you are telling me?? Already tried both yours and DJ's lines out. They worked though. 8-) Mine wasn't so succesful as the chics just asked me to introduce this guy called Karkzor to them.
Author:  Keyser [ Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flavor Text Pick-up lines
headshot wrote:
Keyser wrote:
You do realize it was NOT a serious suggestion, yes?
:o now you are telling me?? Already tried both yours and DJ's lines out. They worked though. 8-) Mine wasn't so succesful as the chics just asked me to introduce this guy called Karkzor to them.


Yeah, I plan on legally changing my name to Karkzor
Author:  Zavia [ Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flavor Text Pick-up lines
atleast your name still starts with K :D
Author:  UBER [ Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flavor Text Pick-up lines
"Didnt that used to be on the other side of the fountain?"

Sounds like a good conversation starter to me.
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