You know you are an LD player when: -The first thing you look at on a new creature is if it leaves a corpse -You forget what the yellow bow icon is for on creatures -You think the only important terrain type is 'corpse'
You know you are a Sylvan player when: -You think the average movement for creatures is 4 -You think toughness 3 is near immortal -You think 6 toughness for buildings is godly
You know you are an MF player when: -You think 7 toughness is about average for buildings -You look at a speed 4 creature and say "Dang that's fast" -You cry if the map has no mountains
You know you are an Elements player when: -You actually care whether a tile is desert -You don't think of Thistle Falcon as a night unstoppable killing machine
You know you are a Far Wilds player when: -During a hike you look at the forested mountain ahead of you and say "I don't think I can enter that this turn" -When you play another strategy game you are surprised that you get to move your whole army at the same time !
Please add more jokes !
(sorry I could not think of many for elements)
Wicked
Post subject: Re: You know you are...
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 12:08 am
Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:17 pm Posts: 98
One for the elements: ... if you never run out of buildings in your deck.
~Wombat in combat killing evil dwarves (Wicked)~
Altren
Post subject: Re: You know you are...
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 8:12 am
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:55 pm Posts: 716 Location: Moscow, Russia
You know you are Dust Devil when: - You sure that best human invention is sandbox; - You trying to throw sand into stupid controller that forgot include Arid Encroachment in deck; - You know that best building is sandcastle.
decapattack
Post subject: Re: You know you are...
Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 2:49 pm
Joined: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:03 pm Posts: 43
You know you are an Elements player when: - U start every single new deck with 3x Flame Ent!
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Mayhembob
Post subject: Re: You know you are...
Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 9:03 pm
Joined: Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:40 am Posts: 31
You know you are a Far Wilds player when you know the exact definition of contiguous and explain it in far wilds terms.
MistStlkr
Post subject: Re: You know you are...
Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 9:15 pm
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:05 am Posts: 385 Location: South of Sanity
Mayhembob wrote:
You know you are a Far Wilds player when you know the exact definition of contiguous and explain it in far wilds terms.
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