Greetings:
A) You are angry at a "bug" that keeps preventing you from earning 4 glory after you park your Grand Caravan next to a completed building you own.
B) You cannot understand why more football coaches don't use a Force Fence to protect their quarterbacks during a critical drive.
C) You believe Morph is FAAAAR superior to Viagra!
D) You still don't understand why people, even other nerds, laugh when you try to cast magic missile into the darkness. Whoops! Wrong thread and game.
E) You try to gain an advantage in Texas hold'em by sacrificing your kitty-cat in a most nefarious fashion!
F) You now realize that even people you classify as gnomes and dwarfs still pose a threat to your empire.
G) You think the movie Monster House is fake because EVERYONE knows that Stones to Life makes ALL buildings "creatures" on the map.
H) You have filed a petition with your government requesting the destruction of all Belfry's so that vampires will stop spawning every 3 days.
I) You plan on inviting Jed to Thanksgiving and Altren to Christmas! After all, they are family now. (How dare someone suggest that they are merely our friends)!!!
J) Your Halloween costume is based on TFW this year. Bloodlings right? Pervert!
K) You now understand, FINALLY, that Mastodons were killed for glory and NOT for food, fur, or tusks. Since when have those 3 things ever benefitted anyone? Glory or death!
Peacefully,
DarkJello