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Keyser
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Post subject: Flavor Text Pick-up lines  Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:08 pm |
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I had an idea last week, which I will, of course, never follow through on:
Step 1) Pull out a random Magic card
Step 2) Read the flavor text
Step 3) Walk up to a member of the opposite sex that you wish a date with
Step 4) In the most alluring and seductive voice you can manage, use the flavor text from Step 2 as a pick-up line
I though it would be funny to do this with TFW cards as well:
"Hey baby, each apprentice is given a fresh staff of pine; the rank of journeyman is awarded when its sap has turned to amber."
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Post subject: Re: Flavor Text Pick-up lines Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:54 pm |
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Location: Atmosphere of Magisteria
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Greetings:
Try the following out at the next opportunity gang:
(Emphasis mine).
"Hola preciosa, wherever it passes is silent; even the birds hold their tongues." Follow that with, "Would you like a private viewing?"
DarkJello
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Post subject: Re: Flavor Text Pick-up lines Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:17 pm |
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"As though the mighty cannons of Karkzor were not enough to repel most armies, the mountain city also fields more portable models".
Seriously, I've noticed that in situations or places where these so called pick-up lines have a chance to work, it doesn't matter much what the actual line is. These have almost as high chance to work as "Hey baby, wanna go ******* ***** ** **********?" or some cliche line or some line that tries to not sound cliche but fails.
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Keyser
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Post subject: Re: Flavor Text Pick-up lines Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:18 pm |
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headshot wrote: "As though the mighty cannons of Karkzor were not enough to repel most armies, the mountain city also fields more portable models".
Seriously, I've noticed that in situations or places where these so called pick-up lines have a chance to work, it doesn't matter much what the actual line is. These have almost as high chance to work as "Hey baby, wanna go ******* ***** ** **********?" or some cliche line or some line that tries to not sound cliche but fails. You do realize it was NOT a serious suggestion, yes?
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Post subject: Re: Flavor Text Pick-up lines Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:17 am |
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Keyser wrote: You do realize it was NOT a serious suggestion, yes?  now you are telling me?? Already tried both yours and DJ's lines out. They worked though.  Mine wasn't so succesful as the chics just asked me to introduce this guy called Karkzor to them.
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Keyser
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Post subject: Re: Flavor Text Pick-up lines Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:51 pm |
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headshot wrote: Keyser wrote: You do realize it was NOT a serious suggestion, yes? now you are telling me?? Already tried both yours and DJ's lines out. They worked though. Mine wasn't so succesful as the chics just asked me to introduce this guy called Karkzor to them. Yeah, I plan on legally changing my name to Karkzor
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Zavia
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Post subject: Re: Flavor Text Pick-up lines Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:08 pm |
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atleast your name still starts with K 
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UBER
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Post subject: Re: Flavor Text Pick-up lines Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:46 pm |
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"Didnt that used to be on the other side of the fountain?"
Sounds like a good conversation starter to me.
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