Keyser:
I am willing to show you the first steps in the path to enlightenment, but it is gonna cost you 10% of your increase. Also, you will have to spend several hours in a stone building once per week AND you will have to follow a lot of rules that limit party action! Only then, don't forget the money part, will I enlighten your mind and free you from the "matrix" also known as "babylon" also known as "TFW" also known as...
You are starting to see how complicated this is, and thus my basement price for yummy cash is justified. Have a great day!
Que la fuerza te acompane,
DarkJello