You leave a party early so you can be home in time for the EC.

To you, EC doesn't stand for "Extra Credit" or "Extra Curricular".

You befriend the regional Karate champion, thinking of him as your personal Shield Warrior.

You save your work often, fearing that it will be Negated.

You can run the bathroom, fix a quick meal, and be back at the computer within 1 minute.

You realize that the previous one said "1 minute", because that's the max length of an EC turn.

You've made more than two accounts for various reasons.

You've chatted with yourself on two or more of your different accounts.

You like rainy weekend days, because they give you an excuse to stay inside and play.

You think about new deck ideas and combos instead of working.

You think about new deck ideas and combos instead of going on a date.

Your insomnia is partially explained by your love to think of new deck ideas and combos.

You are in an argument and your opponent pulls out one whopper of a point. You defiantly yell "Fissure!" and honestly think that wins it for you.

You get excited when your email says "Shark the Noobs!"

You know exactly what the email above means.

You logon to TFW when you get that email, hoping against hope for a Keep Cards.

You think of Jed as more than an online name. You think of him as your friend.

You know how many steps it takes to get to each room of your house, and you know which creatures have enough movement to get to which room.

Somone annoys you, and you try to Lysis him/her.

You still feel jaded that your Sylvan deck was nerfed.

You've gone to the mall and caught yourself looking for Power on sale.

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Altren wrote:

I agree with Keyser, and that's what I'm planning to implement actually.

|| The Rise of the DCC | Plasmatium Netherious | Tastes Like Chicken | The Astridian Conspiracy ||

Guild -> | Platypus Rising|

-You have been thinking you should start working out but you always postpone going to the gym, thinking it's better to wait until you are dead when Training gives the biggest advantage.

-When you see two people walking you stop and stay still, looking around in case there is a form of vigor nearby.

Someone says "Anyone?" and you look around the room trying to see who wants to play a game

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Altren wrote:

I agree with Keyser, and that's what I'm planning to implement actually.

|| The Rise of the DCC | Plasmatium Netherious | Tastes Like Chicken | The Astridian Conspiracy ||

Guild -> | Platypus Rising|

-When you see someone performing as a living statue on the city square, you feel an urge to go beat the guy with an axe.

-When meeting your friends, you always keep a distance of a few meters, so only some of you will die when a volcano erupts.

Nice guys! I recognize myself in at least half of your points..

-You think in rounds. (Like my sister has moved. It's my turn now.. and so on.)
-You keep saying to yourself; nah I MUST finally start doing something! (Anything else than TFW) And then a window "Game?" pops and you spend another hours by playing.
-You wake up 2 hours earlier than you'd have to, because you've counted time of another EC.

Greetings:

A) You are angry at a "bug" that keeps preventing you from earning 4 glory after you park your Grand Caravan next to a completed building you own.

B) You cannot understand why more football coaches don't use a Force Fence to protect their quarterbacks during a critical drive.

C) You believe Morph is FAAAAR superior to Viagra!

D) You still don't understand why people, even other nerds, laugh when you try to cast magic missile into the darkness. Whoops! Wrong thread and game.

E) You try to gain an advantage in Texas hold'em by sacrificing your kitty-cat in a most nefarious fashion!

F) You now realize that even people you classify as gnomes and dwarfs still pose a threat to your empire.

G) You think the movie Monster House is fake because EVERYONE knows that Stones to Life makes ALL buildings "creatures" on the map.

H) You have filed a petition with your government requesting the destruction of all Belfry's so that vampires will stop spawning every 3 days.

I) You plan on inviting Jed to Thanksgiving and Altren to Christmas! After all, they are family now. (How dare someone suggest that they are merely our friends)!!!

J) Your Halloween costume is based on TFW this year. Bloodlings right? Pervert!

K) You now understand, FINALLY, that Mastodons were killed for glory and NOT for food, fur, or tusks. Since when have those 3 things ever benefitted anyone? Glory or death!

Peacefully,

DarkJello

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Ad astra per alia porci!$!

As always, beautiful work DJ!

)) You spend more time talking to your "friends" and "family" on TFW than you do to those in "real" life

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Altren wrote:

I agree with Keyser, and that's what I'm planning to implement actually.

|| The Rise of the DCC | Plasmatium Netherious | Tastes Like Chicken | The Astridian Conspiracy ||

Guild -> | Platypus Rising|

This was too good... I laughed out loud!

Enjoy:

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Altren wrote:

I agree with Keyser, and that's what I'm planning to implement actually.

|| The Rise of the DCC | Plasmatium Netherious | Tastes Like Chicken | The Astridian Conspiracy ||

Guild -> | Platypus Rising|

Items I have personally been guilty of at one time or another:


I so <3 teh >=;)';< |_______|

You lost me after "teh"..... translate please?

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Altren wrote:

I agree with Keyser, and that's what I'm planning to implement actually.

|| The Rise of the DCC | Plasmatium Netherious | Tastes Like Chicken | The Astridian Conspiracy ||

Guild -> | Platypus Rising|